Project Overview

Morale patches, Cucumber and Company

Hectic Hardwear

What We Did

Responsive Web Design, E-Commerce

Link to Site

Hectic Hardware, (, based in Alderson, WV, needed a website with a fully managed shopping cart.  They also needed Complete Support for that Shopping Cart, so Cucumber & Company’s Web Developers manage all the cart items.  Hectic Hardware is also consulting us about SEO marketing, to help get his Google search position higher in the ranks, getting more clicks to their website.  We integrated the previous Merchant Account Services with the new Shopping Cart so the transition from the old site was seamless.  From start to finish, the site construction took about 6 weeks and Hectic Hardware was up and selling Morale Patches to the world!

Excerpt from the Site:
“Hectic Hardwear ( is a family owned/operated business based in the heart of Appalachia in West By God Virgina.

I founded Hectic Hardwear to provide high quality, funny, and unique morale patches for the Shooting, Preparedness, Military, and LEO communities.  Essentially, they’re for anyone that has a blank spot of Velcro/loop on their gear and is in need of a patch over!

Also, having embarrassed my wife on numerous occasions by inadvertently wearing vulgar and offensive patches to community functions, I have tried to create designs that are entertaining but can also be proudly displayed without (for the most part) getting smacked on the back of the head by your mother.

All Hectic Hardwear patches are color matched, Velcro/hook backed and made with high quality twill and polyester threading.  All products are shipped in sealed/watertight packaging with Hectic Hardwear cardstock to prevent damage.

Enjoy the site, and thanks for stopping by!”

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